Factory owner distraught, but is happy to be making a fresh tart in a rebuilt facility.The once-crusty owner looks forward to leading a more fulfilling life.
The neighbouring citrus grove was also damaged in the explosion, causing commodity prices to skyrocket as it is a key lime producer.
The factory owner has stated that the man was “the best in cream pies”.
Claimants are sofa king happy the ordeal is over.The corporate chairman has tabled the issue for now. Man, that guy loveseating Turkish food though, he’s practically Ottoman.
Game over—no one can compete with pterodactyls. Any clever ideas you thought you had need to be throne away.
Holy carp! Eel be watching this story for further developments - this excites me on a really bass level. I thought I smelt something fishy when I saw the headline, but it’s just a fintastic project. A-dory-ble robot, too.
And just for the halibut, here’s a story about octo-robots.
What are you talking atrout?
“How zit going to affect us long term?”, wonder researchers.
Reportedly, there’s a great incidence of the acne in the pore.
But truly, no dollar amount can espresso the true value of his ability.Wow, that’s a latte cash. What are the grounds for the insurance claim? What if he’s found to have bean lying?
I’ll have to let those questions percolate in my head a bit, lest I be accused au lait-ziness in my thinking.
Experts say they’ve never known a body part to be insured for so mocha. “This really,” said one industry insider, quoted in the The Star, “bucks the trend”.
The insurance company reports that Joe, the coffee taster, opted for thermos extensive coverage.
Two fonts walk into a bar, the bartender says ‘we don’t serve your type here’. So they called the serif.The incident was confirmed by Arial photographs.
This is going to get really kerny.
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Police are still baffled as to exactly watt happened.Truck driver Phil, a mentor to many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be incandescent with rage after the incident.
This dark act of theft was inspired by those lacking brightness.
The prospect of increased crime rates on the nation’s highways lumens large on the horizon.
“Don’t these crooks know there’s a recession on?” wailed Phil. ”Nuh-uh. It’s like, ‘screw you’!”
“When I saw them, my jaw hit the fluor. Rescent events like this show how much trouble this country is in,” Fil lamented.
His lawyer had claimed the murder charge was without foundation.It would’ve been a clever rouge had he not glossed over some important details.
Authorities remarked that the husband, Al May, would have gotten away with it if he had been able to concealer.
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Woman forced to the ground during arrest, all whilst screaming “Don’t Lactase Me Bro!” at attending officers.“I’m doing my breast!” one office shouted while fumbling with the clip to his handcuffs. Sources say it would have gone much smoother for the woman had she not ignored instructions to implant her hands behind her head.
This incident is going to colostrum so much in bad press.
Her record includes charges for assault for trying to steeple his hands to a table for misplacing her pew-ter keepsakes.
The women later remarked that she had lost control of the car: “I wasn’t amen for him and I tried everything I could to mass him.”
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