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An brief linguistic analysis of the word “hella,” written by Rachelle Waksler of San Francisco State University. Needs work, but it’s better than nothing.

Specifiers are things like very, quite, rather, pretty and kinda in adverbial/adjectival phrases. In noun phrases, they are determiners or quantifiers such as the, some, every, no and apostrophe-ess genitives like Tristan’s or my dog’s. As functional words, they tend to be a pretty restricted class of words when it comes to language changes, so a new specifier is hella cool.

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nromenuvote:

Well, by that logic people should be calling ‘prehistory’ ‘praehistory’ (or any other pre- suffix for that matter) if they’re going to be that picky about the Latin monophthongization of /ae/ > /e/ (because come on, nobody actually says [aɹkʰa͡ɪˌɔlʊ’ʤi]).  The process was already ongoing in Latin itself, but hey, I’m not going to tell somebody how to be an anal-retentive linguistic prescriptivist jerk (for that, I refer to Cicero’s rhetorical works… or should I say, M. Tulli Ciceronis Opera Rhetorica).  Of course, we’re just referring to the Latinate version of Greek ἀρχαιολογία, but by that time Greek <αι> monophthongized into an <ε>-like pronunciation anyway (as it is in Modern Greek), so archeology would be an accurate phonetic transcription of that vowel too.  All that said, I still spell it as archaeology myself because I hate the English language and prefer to spell it as opaquely as possible.

nromenuvote:

Well, by that logic people should be calling ‘prehistory’ ‘praehistory’ (or any other pre- suffix for that matter) if they’re going to be that picky about the Latin monophthongization of /ae/ > /e/ (because come on, nobody actually says [aɹkʰa͡ɪˌɔlʊ’ʤi]).  The process was already ongoing in Latin itself, but hey, I’m not going to tell somebody how to be an anal-retentive linguistic prescriptivist jerk (for that, I refer to Cicero’s rhetorical works… or should I say, M. Tulli Ciceronis Opera Rhetorica).  Of course, we’re just referring to the Latinate version of Greek ἀρχαιολογία, but by that time Greek <αι> monophthongized into an <ε>-like pronunciation anyway (as it is in Modern Greek), so archeology would be an accurate phonetic transcription of that vowel too.  All that said, I still spell it as archaeology myself because I hate the English language and prefer to spell it as opaquely as possible.

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loscheiner:

DDK (short for “diadochokinetic” rate) is a measure of how quickly and accurately someone can produce a repetitive movement.  Doctors might have you flip your hand palm up/palm down multiple times.  Speech-language pathologists will have you say sounds over and over.  (I’ve always thought it was a particularly nasty kind of linguistic irony that if you are unable to repeat a movement the technical name is “dysdiadochokinesia”, which of course, has multiple repetitions of sounds.  Ugh.)  

The sounds SLPs target in an oral mechanism exam are /p/, /t/ and /k/.  The /p/ is to check lip functioning, /t/ is for tongue movement, and /k/ is velar movement.  In this video you can see that my lips are asymmetrical.  My top left lip (right side of the video) is especially immobile.

DDK!!

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the #linguistics tag is such a tease sometimes

the #linguistics tag is such a tease sometimes

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here you go

this is probably going to be really obnoxious but i don’t want to study for this exam and i am turning 25 in a couple days and feel like i need to give back and i am just a fireball of optimism these days, so right now i’m going to be a fucking attention-starved teenager and say something about 50 of my tumblr peeps. i don’t mean to pick favorites and the odds are against you since i’m only doing 25% of the people i like enough to follow.

alex and jonathan are my younger brothers and their tumblrs are almost as good as their genetics.

courtney and john are two people i went to college with and they are pretty great people. (they used to live with my girlfriend of a few years who would get a mention on this list but it appears that i won custody of the tumblrverse in the divorce.) i also went to school with luminosa and we met up once and she got me puking drunk.

lolo is basically my best friend right now. i can’t say enough nice things about her, even if i haven’t met her. she helped get my head on straight and on the right track when i was in shiftless postbreakup limbo this summer and she’s always been incredibly supportive and generous with me even when i thought she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good about myself.

matthew and erik are the cool big brothers i never had.

barthel is hands-down the best pop culture writer there is out there. it’s a cointoss between him and mills for the smartest guy on tumblr. but those two should watch out because aditya is a fucking prodigy and an inspiration for me.

i met eush IRL and she’s pretty awesome. she probably watches more tv than i do but she’s so well-adjusted and smart that she gives hope to the rest of us.

phil and i used to crack a lot of puns together a couple years back and it was actually a rough time for him. i refuse to give specifics, but he’s made some big life changes and self-discoveries and nothing makes me happier than getting to see glimpses of him thriving and enjoying his life.

mumblelard and brerfly share the minutiae of their family life and it’s absolutely charming and wonderful. i feel like i know their cat. it’s kind of weird.

dick and heather w are very funny and interesting: he tells penis jokes and complains and she talks about science things. oh and their long-distance relationship has been our personal soap opera for way way too long now.

you should already be following vicky. she’s one of our national treasures. her cohorts (at least in my mental space) moll and filligree are pretty stupendous too.

there’s a whole system of smart and interesting people i have mentally placed in orbit around mills, like littlepotato and petitchou and superfluidity and nsomn. i wish i knew them well enough to say something witty and anecdotal about them but i’m content being a spectator. tragos and mrs tragos are terrific people. tragos will post these translations of texts and you might see that and think “oh i bet he’s a weak and etiolated and sad-looking scholarly type” but you’d think wrong because he’s a good-looking dude.

i sometimes wonder if hanging out with certain peeps has “radicalized” me politically or ideologically and i think so because before i started following sexartandpolitics queer and lgbt issues were things that sat on my comfortable periphery as a straight white male dude. basically i’ve come to accept that i’m only a male anatomically and that my gender (or my individual determination of my gender) is equal parts hormones, brain chemistry, and social influence/pressure.

i’m going to also lump in oldman johnbrissenden into the radicalizing camp although i mostly like him cuz he’s ornery and likes postpunk music.

i have some other people i lump into the music peeps category: bwall and raptoravatar and whiskey and cured and marc and scott and jonathanbogart and bmichael and hc4nerds and tomewing and britticisms and a few other musiccrit people who do not follow me back and are therefore disqualified from peepdom. bwall wrote about a song a day for a year and put us to shame. raptor sometimes scares me with some of his linguistic calisthenics. whiskey and bmichael make it look easy. cured and tomewing are the best pop music critics i’ve ever read. marc is a great writer too and really generous and patient with me on some disqus threads. hc4nerds writes too much for me to follow but it’s usually pretty smart. britticisms is young and enthusiastic and could teach us all a few things about carping yr diems. i’ve remarked before that jbogart is a minor genius who listens to more music than all of us and probably is working on a four disc collection of songs about making mixtapes for other people.

bk makes movies and has the only tumblr remotely connected to the motion picture biz that isn’t horrible.

hatethefuture is best tumblr of 2010. i was going to give that to the pitchforkreviews guy but i’ve unfollowed him since he only writes about parties and hanging out with hip people and presidents now. his post on american apparel is still the tumblr post of the year but i am not linking to it out of petty spite. ragbag had the best tumblr title last year, i think.

so this is really embarrassing but i unfollowed forwhenifeellikesharing when he was really cranky and verbal one night some months ago and i’ve been afraid of what conversation we might have when he sees that i started following him again. plz don’t be mad bear; i miss following you!

six is the best mental/emotional liveblog going out there.

dailymeh is too good not to be peer-reviewed.

kate and yaffingales are great artists and their work will eventually cover my walls now that i know where and how to print posters off cheaply.

i’m only mentioning lefan so i can be his friend and i can eat some of that food porn he posts all the time.

blair posts lots of porny and/or upsetting images but he’s the best in the world at itl.

i still don’t get southtwelfth and i’m not sure he’s not fictional. dude likes jonathan richman though.

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loscheiner:

Parallelbotany (my neighbor from back in northern Manhattan) wanted to know how to make voice recordings so that she could share her Oregonian with the tumblrverse.  

I’m sure there are tons of voice recording softwares available.  I always use PRAAT because you can record and edit sound files easily.  Also, it’s free, so click through to download it (for either pc or mac).

To record a file you click “new” and start talking. To save click “write” and save the file as .wav.  Open the file in iTunes and under “Advanced” you can convert it to .mp3. Then, it’s tumblr-ready.  Easy peasy.

Funny I was using Praat today to record and analyze myself saying sentences with ”our” and “are”.

Someone replied to lolo’s post asking if there are any standardized texts to determine accent. Yes, please call Stella. Not that recording this passage will tell you anything in particular.

The best way I know to pin down your dialect is to go through Wikipedia and look at the features listed on each dialect page. Which sucks, because the features can be weird unsourced and obviously anecdotal things and because you probably need a linguist to explain some of the features in plain English. (Which I can do btw.)

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It was a bit of a shock, losing all expectations. For years—all my life, really—parents, teachers, and guidance counselors had told me that if I went to a good college and did well, I would be able to find a job after graduation that would, with a little ladder-climbing, keep me comfortable and financially secure. After I graduated in May 2009, in political science, I moved back home to St. Louis to start my career, but there simply were no jobs to be found.

Over several months, I sent out more than 500 résumés for all sorts of jobs all over the country, but I got only two interviews and no offers.

I couldn’t find a job, but neither could anyone I knew. Now, more than a year after graduation, most of my college friends still live at home, and many of those who have moved out are borrowing money from their parents to eat and pay rent. A few have internships, but most of those are unpaid, and few are likely to lead to jobs. Two friends who studied psychology for four years now work off the books at a sandwich shop. Another, who got her master’s in development studies from Cambridge, became a barista at Starbucks.

Some are applying to grad school just to have something to do, but the prospect of racking up thousands more dollars in student debt is crushing. The rest are still looking, sending out résumés, going to career fairs, volunteering for experience, and networking. Some have given up. We are a whole generation graduating into a job market that has no room for us.

So I moved to India.

i was too busy commiserating with the piece to see that “punchline” coming, and when i did, i panted OH MY GAWD out loud. ugh. i guess i should start looking into communicative disorders programs if i want some secure and meaningful work with linguistics.

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"Thought without symbols — life without language — it’s a cognitive reality that is virtually impossible for most modern humans to fathom. For the vast majority of us, our thought processes have been profoundly shaped by the introjection of language into our cognitive worlds, the taking on board of a massive intellectual prosthesis, the collective product of countless generations. Human thought, for the majority, is not simply the individual outcome of our evolved neural architecture, but also the result of our borrowing of the immense symbolic and intellectual resources available in language. What would human thought be like without language?"

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Reblogged for Simen and for later reading.

You know how there people who are really really into shitty industrial/noise music and you don’t know why/how they get pleasure from something so intolerable and painful? Simen’s kinda like that but for linguistic determinism. No, really.

Actually, I don’t know what this analogy means. I think he’s a genius on a pretty perverse and (IMHO) unappealing topic.

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They are of course against the horrible initiative that says that teachers with “heavily accented” English are to be removed. These are their main facts; (7) and (8) are my favorite points:

  1. ‘Heavily accented’ speech is not the same as ‘unintelligible’ or ‘ungrammatical’ speech.
  2. Speakers with strong foreign accents may nevertheless have mastered grammar and idioms of English as well as native speakers.
  3. Teachers whose first language is Spanish may be able to teach English to Spanish‐speaking students better than teachers who don’t speak Spanish.
  4. Exposure to many different speech styles, dialects and accents helps (and does not harm) the acquisition of a language.
  5. It is helpful for all students (English language learners as well as native speakers) to be exposed to foreign‐accented speech as a part of their education.
  6. There are many different ‘accents’ within English that can affect intelligibility, but the policy targets foreign accents and not dialects of English.
  7. Communicating to students that foreign accented speech is ‘bad’ or ‘harmful’ is counterproductive to learning, and affirms pre‐existing patterns of linguistic bias and harmful ‘linguistic profiling’.
  8. There is no such thing as ‘unaccented’ speech, and so policies aimed at eliminating accented speech from the classroom are paradoxical.

They later elaborate on (7), and it’s pretty interesting:

Evidence exists that listeners’ perceptions of ‘foreign accented speech’ are often inaccurate – listeners’ predisposed to view a speaker has having a ‘foreign’ identity are likely to perceive that person’s speech as accented, even when it is not (Rubin, 1992; Derwing and Monroe 2009). Nancy Niedzielski’s (1996, 1999) work shows that people think the same sounds are [more ‘standard’ or less ‘standard’] depending on whether they are told the speaker is from Canada vs. right over the border in Detroit (participants, of course, viewed their own dialect as ‘standard’). In Rubin’s work, these beliefs lead to lower comprehension scores for listeners who think that they are listening to ‘foreign accented speech’ (even when they are not). To the extent that policies like this further stigmatize foreign accented speech, therefore, they are counterproductive to learning.

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"English speakers also tend to weaken or omit final coronal consonants, a process that linguists call t/d deletion: thus [lɛf] for left.  Although t/d deletion is stigmatized, in fact all normal English speakers do it some of the time, at least in some contexts.  As a result, fixed expressions that start out as participle+noun are sometimes re-analyzed so as to lose their -ed ending.  This happened long ago to ice(d) cream, skim(med) milk, pop(ped) corn, wax(ed) paper, shave(d) ice, etc. It’s happened more recently (I think) to ice(d) tea, cream(ed) corn, and whip(ped) cream."

Language Log » The population memetics of un-ed-ing — Whoa. I had never noticed this phenomenon, but I love it already.