this is probably going to be really obnoxious but i don’t want to study for this exam and i am turning 25 in a couple days and feel like i need to give back and i am just a fireball of optimism these days, so right now i’m going to be a fucking attention-starved teenager and say something about 50 of my tumblr peeps. i don’t mean to pick favorites and the odds are against you since i’m only doing 25% of the people i like enough to follow.
alex and jonathan are my younger brothers and their tumblrs are almost as good as their genetics.
courtney and john are two people i went to college with and they are pretty great people. (they used to live with my girlfriend of a few years who would get a mention on this list but it appears that i won custody of the tumblrverse in the divorce.) i also went to school with luminosa and we met up once and she got me puking drunk.
lolo is basically my best friend right now. i can’t say enough nice things about her, even if i haven’t met her. she helped get my head on straight and on the right track when i was in shiftless postbreakup limbo this summer and she’s always been incredibly supportive and generous with me even when i thought she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good about myself.
matthew and erik are the cool big brothers i never had.
barthel is hands-down the best pop culture writer there is out there. it’s a cointoss between him and mills for the smartest guy on tumblr. but those two should watch out because aditya is a fucking prodigy and an inspiration for me.
i met eush IRL and she’s pretty awesome. she probably watches more tv than i do but she’s so well-adjusted and smart that she gives hope to the rest of us.
phil and i used to crack a lot of puns together a couple years back and it was actually a rough time for him. i refuse to give specifics, but he’s made some big life changes and self-discoveries and nothing makes me happier than getting to see glimpses of him thriving and enjoying his life.
mumblelard and brerfly share the minutiae of their family life and it’s absolutely charming and wonderful. i feel like i know their cat. it’s kind of weird.
dick and heather w are very funny and interesting: he tells penis jokes and complains and she talks about science things. oh and their long-distance relationship has been our personal soap opera for way way too long now.
you should already be following vicky. she’s one of our national treasures. her cohorts (at least in my mental space) moll and filligree are pretty stupendous too.
there’s a whole system of smart and interesting people i have mentally placed in orbit around mills, like littlepotato and petitchou and superfluidity and nsomn. i wish i knew them well enough to say something witty and anecdotal about them but i’m content being a spectator. tragos and mrs tragos are terrific people. tragos will post these translations of texts and you might see that and think “oh i bet he’s a weak and etiolated and sad-looking scholarly type” but you’d think wrong because he’s a good-looking dude.
i sometimes wonder if hanging out with certain peeps has “radicalized” me politically or ideologically and i think so because before i started following sexartandpolitics queer and lgbt issues were things that sat on my comfortable periphery as a straight white male dude. basically i’ve come to accept that i’m only a male anatomically and that my gender (or my individual determination of my gender) is equal parts hormones, brain chemistry, and social influence/pressure.
i’m going to also lump in oldman johnbrissenden into the radicalizing camp although i mostly like him cuz he’s ornery and likes postpunk music.
i have some other people i lump into the music peeps category: bwall and raptoravatar and whiskey and cured and marc and scott and jonathanbogart and bmichael and hc4nerds and tomewing and britticisms and a few other musiccrit people who do not follow me back and are therefore disqualified from peepdom. bwall wrote about a song a day for a year and put us to shame. raptor sometimes scares me with some of his linguistic calisthenics. whiskey and bmichael make it look easy. cured and tomewing are the best pop music critics i’ve ever read. marc is a great writer too and really generous and patient with me on some disqus threads. hc4nerds writes too much for me to follow but it’s usually pretty smart. britticisms is young and enthusiastic and could teach us all a few things about carping yr diems. i’ve remarked before that jbogart is a minor genius who listens to more music than all of us and probably is working on a four disc collection of songs about making mixtapes for other people.
bk makes movies and has the only tumblr remotely connected to the motion picture biz that isn’t horrible.
hatethefuture is best tumblr of 2010. i was going to give that to the pitchforkreviews guy but i’ve unfollowed him since he only writes about parties and hanging out with hip people and presidents now. his post on american apparel is still the tumblr post of the year but i am not linking to it out of petty spite. ragbag had the best tumblr title last year, i think.
so this is really embarrassing but i unfollowed forwhenifeellikesharing when he was really cranky and verbal one night some months ago and i’ve been afraid of what conversation we might have when he sees that i started following him again. plz don’t be mad bear; i miss following you!
six is the best mental/emotional liveblog going out there.
dailymeh is too good not to be peer-reviewed.
kate and yaffingales are great artists and their work will eventually cover my walls now that i know where and how to print posters off cheaply.
i’m only mentioning lefan so i can be his friend and i can eat some of that food porn he posts all the time.
blair posts lots of porny and/or upsetting images but he’s the best in the world at itl.
i still don’t get southtwelfth and i’m not sure he’s not fictional. dude likes jonathan richman though.