perpetua asked: What part(s) of your body should shoot ultra-destructive lasers?

perpetua:  are you not going to answer that question?
tristn:  tomorrow i will
perpetua:  waiting for the right moment to unleash laser fury
tristn:  trying to choose the right orifice
perpetua:  aren’t we all

*****

I want to say my left eye, as activated by winking my right eye and grinning. Or perhaps my middle finger (fuck yeahhhhh!).