Inventor of Facebook.
Um. I’m a princess, with no will of her own. Why the FUCK did I watch Ella Enchanted this weekend??
(I know why. Hugh Dancy.)
i am a lunatic self-involved dancer/”swan queen” who needs to learn to lighten up and let her hair down, or her youthful, ambitious and well-adjusted go-getter understudy whom the self-involved dancer imagines fucking/murdering. not sure which. i only saw the second half of that movie.
(Source: astroextensionist)
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Oh damn I’m going to be
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Great! I own coney island! XDD
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I am a con artist who uses giant robots in fights to make money …
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I’m the fucking devil. suck it bitches.
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A lawyer who goes to haunted houses? DNW!
waxfruit reblogged this from oneshinyapple and added:
Chey Schaeffer, professional hobbit.
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Interpol agent/ wanted fugitive? Cool.
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…a retired CIA agent? good, i get to skip the dirty work.
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cop/narcotics detective (Training Day)
ladyelegant reblogged this from elderkikwi and added:
Does Agatha Christie’s Poirot count? I guess I’m a Private detective. Sweet.
bolinonariver reblogged this from tetras and added:
I’m Sherlock Holmes
yumeji-hime reblogged this from elderkikwi and added:
I am a hobbit. This was already true.
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MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT CYCLES BITCH, I RUN THE MCP
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I’m a supervillain!
abiga-anna reblogged this from tetras and added:
I’m going to be...student FOREVER. -_-
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what a coincidence ren, we have the same career
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I’m an adventurer/reporter
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mayregnard reblogged this from firstfruits and added:
Freaking FBI agent. Hell yes! I love Clarice Starling.
littlecroissantwithcheese reblogged this from stampstamp and added:
I ‘be a man’ and save China.
kingsxandxsuccessions reblogged this from stampstamp and added:
I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course.
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Singer at L’oiseau Rare~
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I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
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I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.
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I will be just like Zenon, the girl of the 21st century. I will save space stations, help aliens, and keep the moon from...
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OMG I AM IRON MAN! :D
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I’m Santa! The really awesome Santa from the original Miracle on 34th St.
