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Fifty needles found in Brazilian boy →

up-schist-creek:

I don’t know what they’re sew upset about.

The blame is being pinned on the neglectful parents. “Mom, I needle little help” the boy reportedly said before collapse.

Notes:

  1. spineline reblogged this from asianseatingicecream and added:
    I don’t want to put too fine a point on it, but….
  2. asianseatingicecream reblogged this from kaizer and added:
    What a prick of a father, eh?!
  3. kaizer reblogged this from tristn
  4. jhnbrssndn reblogged this from up-schist-creek and added:
    What a prick. This stuff really pushes my buttons - makes me pine for the old days on Tumblr. Just zip it, ok?
  5. up-schist-creek reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Will we get more pun reblogs? It would seam sew.
  6. pterodactyls reblogged this from tristn and added:
    Oh you guys have me in stitches. Eye bet we can get more silly needle puns here, who’ll continue the thread? Don’t hem...
  7. up-schist-creek reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    His parents aren’t sure if this will interfere with their son’s desire to grow up to be a Singer.
  8. mattgorman reblogged this from kevinslane and added:
    The boy’s last name is Heystak.
  9. kevinslane reblogged this from tristn and added:
    I’d like to reblog this, but I don’t want to start an endless pun thread.
  10. tristn reblogged this from up-schist-creek and added:
    The blame is being pinned on the neglectful parents. “Mom,...needle little help” the boy...
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