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I'm a linguist and a young person. I live near Eau Claire, WI at the moment.

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pterodactyls:

livejamie:

This website transforms your name into something epic. I am “Captain Jamiehawk: The Arch-friend”

Empress Victoria Johnsongon, The Skyforger: Human Asteroid From Beyond the Dogstar Cluster.  How did they know?!

(Also: “A total eclipse of the heart is being performed to deliver your name”)

Emperor Tristan Mahrhawk, The Astral Body, The Gloveless Spine Extractor

Notes:

  1. scitchet reblogged this from gilmoure and added:
    Princess Scitchethawk The Enthroned Black Star0Bounder of Britrekinstan The one with my real name is going on my door.
  2. gilmoure reblogged this from moorewr and added:
    Czar Gilmouretor the Eternal The Scythe Wielder of Jupiter
  3. kaizer reblogged this from tristn and added:
    Overlord Maxwellhawk, The Invincible, Forthright Kaiser, Entity of Infiniteness.
  4. kleptolovestory reblogged this from tristn and added:
    I am Count Joshua Headhawk The Heroic, Warrior-Poet from the 11th Planetoid of Hyperion-K.
  5. peacockharpy reblogged this from moorewr and added:
    Doctor Daricecon, the Omniscient Champion of Champions, Champion
  6. zombiecuddle reblogged this from tristn and added:
    King Adityamullon the Mastadonic, Gas Giant Eater from Beyond the Gorlak Galaxy.
  7. taf reblogged this from jhnbrssndn and added:
    Well, gosh. Doctor (good omen?!?!) Teresa Yangulon The Mastodonic Herald of Zenith, Ninth Wonder of Neptune
  8. jenniferanne reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Doctor Jennifer Gibsondon, Master of Mind: Heir to the Rune-Hammer of the Apocalypse. That sounds pretty good to me.
  9. pullmyfoamfinger reblogged this from booyahgrandma and added:
    Contessa Alex Caldwellhawk, The Ultimate — Righteous Sage of the Abyss. (This will now be my email signature at work)
  10. puscic reblogged this from jhnbrssndn and added:
    gosh! mine is Overlord Marcantoniorix The Omniscient Scepter Wielding Barbarian Monarch Snakerider I scare myself
  11. cheko reblogged this from moorewr and added:
    King Sergiodon The Presence Ubermensch the AfterHuman (my name was burnt into the halls of hell) moorewr:
  12. timetoevolve reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Princess Nina O’Reillygrim The Grandiose, Immortal Triceratops of Eternia. HELL YEAH, Y’ALL.
  13. thebrewerpatriot reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Captain Brewer Patriotolor: Tamer of Chaos, Eater of the Inferno
  14. jhnbrssndn reblogged this from tristn and added:
    Meh. Mine’s just John Brissendenlax The Barbarian, Heir to the Rune-Hammer of the Apocalypse. That’s what the wife calls...
  15. moorewr reblogged this from tristn and added:
    Master Waltergon, the Cyborg Ancient Turnbuckle Stomper Masher of Brains
  16. tristn reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Emperor Tristan Mahrhawk, The Astral Body, The Gloveless Spine Extractor
  17. gooneruk reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    this website? “Returneth”. Tremendous.
  18. jasontheexploder reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:
    Praetor Jason Mogaverogon the Omniscient, Gaseous Cloud Ghost, Guardian of Killer Angels and Some Dangerous Flying...
  19. pterodactyls reblogged this from booyahgrandma and added:
    Empress Victoria Johnsongon, The Skyforger: Human Asteroid From Beyond the Dogstar Cluster. How did they know?! (Also:...
  20. booyahgrandma reblogged this from bone-zone and added:
    The first time I tried it I got something with the word “Behemoth” and I didn’t like it so I tried it again and I got...
  21. bone-zone reblogged this from livejamie and added:
    “Doctor Tara Lincolnlor:...Bombastic.” This is how I shall be signing documents from here...
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