Oh Hey There

I'm a linguist and a young person. I live near Eau Claire, WI at the moment.

Here goes:

  • BOY reading [SIGNIFIER] meets GIRL wearing [SIGNIFIER]
  • BOY and GIRL talk about “local” [SIGNIFIER]s
  • They become SOCIAL NETWORK friends
  • Later on SOCIAL NETWORK, BOY sees that GIRL also digs [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] and plays his favorite song by [SIGNIFIER] and falls in love but then notices that GIRL is “it’s complicated” with DUDE
  • So BOY arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for GIRL while DUDE has [NEGATIVE SIGNIFIER] planted by BOY
  • And GIRL comes home with BOY and he plays a vinyl of [SIGNIFIER] but his [SIGNIFIER]-laptop gives away his scheme and GIRL slaps BOY
  • So BOY mopes to [SIGNIFIER]—MONTAGE—GIRL second-guesses DUDE
  • So GIRL arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for BOY in cognito, which is exactly the same thing the BOY is doing post-moping
  • AWKWARD! BOTH FEEL STUPID! But [SIGNIFIER]!!! Both say something sappy but skewed and indie like “I’ll be your retard”/”And I’m your bicycle basket” EMBRACE!
  • Credits [SIGNIFIER] credit music

Notes:

  1. verderadiante reblogged this from unicornology
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  3. cambamalot reblogged this from unicornology and added:
    “This director totally gets my generation…”
  4. saffronjunkie reblogged this from seltzerlizard and added:
    That is so true. I guess I’ll do it better, then.
  5. rainbaby reblogged this from somethingchanged and added:
    this made me actually laugh out loud.
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  8. tobeaparagraph reblogged this from unicornology and added:
    I would watch this movie.
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