Oh Hey There

I am going to write a small indie film about being a 20-something

Here goes:

• BOY reading [SIGNIFIER] meets GIRL wearing [SIGNIFIER]
• BOY and GIRL talk about “local” [SIGNIFIER]s
• They become SOCIAL NETWORK friends
• Later on SOCIAL NETWORK, BOY sees that GIRL also digs [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] and plays his favorite song by [SIGNIFIER] and falls in love but then notices that GIRL is “it’s complicated” with DUDE
• So BOY arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for GIRL while DUDE has [NEGATIVE SIGNIFIER] planted by BOY
• And GIRL comes home with BOY and he plays a vinyl of [SIGNIFIER] but his [SIGNIFIER]-laptop gives away his scheme and GIRL slaps BOY
• So BOY mopes to [SIGNIFIER]—MONTAGE—GIRL second-guesses DUDE
• So GIRL arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for BOY in cognito, which is exactly the same thing the BOY is doing post-moping
• AWKWARD! BOTH FEEL STUPID! But [SIGNIFIER]!!! Both say something sappy but skewed and indie like “I’ll be your retard”/”And I’m your bicycle basket” EMBRACE!
• Credits [SIGNIFIER] credit music

Notes:

1. electrichoney liked this
2. pixelsandlight liked this
3. verderadiante reblogged this from unicornology
4. she-is reblogged this from tristn
5. bigcoronas reblogged this from somethingchanged
6. ookla liked this
7. kbkarma liked this
8. troisiemelune liked this
9. goodbetterbestbested liked this
10. dancehall-blogs liked this
11. cambamalot reblogged this from unicornology and added:

    “This director totally gets my generation…”

12. tarts liked this
13. arthurian liked this
14. fiddlersgreen liked this
15. abeautifulcalamity liked this
16. marykgo liked this
17. saffronjunkie reblogged this from seltzerlizard and added:

    That is so true. I guess I’ll do it better, then.

18. meltdowntown liked this
19. artistabella reblogged this from unicornology
20. coffeebeforebed liked this
21. lejaker liked this
22. paranoia-agent liked this
23. loserbaby17 liked this
24. elsi reblogged this from tristn
25. itsthemusicpeople liked this
26. thingsarepeopletoo liked this
27. exspectator liked this
28. infinatesenses liked this
29. parachuteshark liked this
30. tobeaparagraph reblogged this from unicornology and added:

    I would watch this movie.

31. falsealarm liked this
32. seltzerlizard reblogged this from somethingchanged
33. yangire liked this
34. rememo liked this
35. neonsugar liked this
36. lizlet liked this
37. pipercerise reblogged this from unicornology
38. thundrrr liked this
39. peasforeveryone liked this
40. spiralling reblogged this from unicornology
41. velveteenrabbit liked this
42. craig liked this
43. theapplejuicepact liked this
44. sincerelykimbui liked this
45. damnedifyouforget liked this
46. somethinglovely liked this
47. itsblitz liked this
48. leonardmccoy reblogged this from unicornology
49. joecool liked this
50. resaltador liked this
51. unicornology reblogged this from semisetadrift
52. anthropophagous liked this
53. hndrk liked this
54. kaizer reblogged this from tristn and added:

    in response to this is…DO IT FAGGOT.

55. aedison liked this
56. letusbeoffensive liked this
57. andron17 liked this
58. golden-and-delicious reblogged this from tristn and added:

    if you need someone...or BOY’S FRIEND, i’m totally down, dog.

59. rackattack liked this
60. jhnbrssndn liked this
61. memily reblogged this from tristn
62. eush liked this
63. pforu liked this
64. jakec reblogged this from somethingchanged and added:

    “I’ll be your retard”/”And I’m your bicycle basket” is classic.

65. somethingchanged reblogged this from tristn
66. indiescribe liked this
67. cyclopaedia reblogged this from tristn
68. okayjokesover liked this
69. m-x liked this
70. semisetadrift reblogged this from tristn and added:

    I relish this plotline

71. tristn liked this
72. cureforbedbugs liked this
73. unbornwhiskey reblogged this from pgwp and added:

    As a 20-something, I totally admit that my life revolves around [SIGNIFIER].

74. pgwp reblogged this from tristn
75. coffeeandconfessions liked this
76. salonika reblogged this from tristn
77. raptoravatar liked this
78. luminosa liked this
79. lifeofbk reblogged this from tristn and added:

    I was just thinking...“Not Another Indie Movie” movie would work. Assuming

80. mills liked this
81. zombienumbersix liked this
82. johnwilkestooth reblogged this from tristn
83. tristn posted this