Oh Hey There

I am going to write a small indie film about being a 20-something

Here goes:

• BOY reading [SIGNIFIER] meets GIRL wearing [SIGNIFIER]
• BOY and GIRL talk about “local” [SIGNIFIER]s
• They become SOCIAL NETWORK friends
• Later on SOCIAL NETWORK, BOY sees that GIRL also digs [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] and plays his favorite song by [SIGNIFIER] and falls in love but then notices that GIRL is “it’s complicated” with DUDE
• So BOY arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for GIRL while DUDE has [NEGATIVE SIGNIFIER] planted by BOY
• And GIRL comes home with BOY and he plays a vinyl of [SIGNIFIER] but his [SIGNIFIER]-laptop gives away his scheme and GIRL slaps BOY
• So BOY mopes to [SIGNIFIER]—MONTAGE—GIRL second-guesses DUDE
• So GIRL arranges harebrained scheme to arrange [SIGNIFIER] and [SIGNIFIER] for BOY in cognito, which is exactly the same thing the BOY is doing post-moping
• AWKWARD! BOTH FEEL STUPID! But [SIGNIFIER]!!! Both say something sappy but skewed and indie like “I’ll be your retard”/”And I’m your bicycle basket” EMBRACE!
• Credits [SIGNIFIER] credit music

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    “This director totally gets my generation…”

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    That is so true. I guess I’ll do it better, then.

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    I would watch this movie.

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    in response to this is…DO IT FAGGOT.

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    if you need someone...or BOY’S FRIEND, i’m totally down, dog.

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    “I’ll be your retard”/”And I’m your bicycle basket” is classic.

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    I relish this plotline

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    As a 20-something, I totally admit that my life revolves around [SIGNIFIER].

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    I was just thinking...“Not Another Indie Movie” movie would work. Assuming

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