mabelmoments:

wooliebear:

jhnbrssndn:

up-schist-creek:

Claims that it shouldn’t be a crime to try to get some tail, it will be a total fluke if he is convicted.

Sounds like he has no trust in the scales of justice.

They’re just fishing for something.

Cynics, it was totally a case of a-moray.

Ariel repeatly told the man, “My name does not end in ‘ola’!”

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