December 2008
1 tag
Police seize frying pans in homicide probe →
up-schist-creek:
hoarr:
tristanjay7:
up-schist-creek:
Prosecutors claim a cast-iron-clad case, defending attourney says the charges will non-stick.
Commentators expect the defendant to wok.
I wonder if the man will confess after the police grill him on the matter.
Reports indicate investigators showed great skillet tracking down the suspect.
Sauciers report that additional witnesses...
1 tag
Ugandan women robbing bar patrons with... →
fatmanatee:
pterodactyls:
tristanjay7:
up-schist-creek:
Victims wake up without any mammary of where their valuables went.
Authories were unable to recover any of the valuables during a search of the areola.
They lact the funds to do a proper investigation.
She laid down the perfect booby trap.
When asked about whether the bar will hire additional security, the owner stated that it...
1 tag
Ugandan women robbing bar patrons with... →
up-schist-creek:
Victims wake up without any mammary of where their valuables went.
Authories were unable to recover any of the valuables during a search of the areola.
1 tag
Bangkok airport protest halts import of orchids to... →
up-schist-creek:
It’s getting harder and harder for visitors to get lei’d.
There they go again with the Bangkokblocking.
1 tag
Police seize frying pans in homicide probe →
up-schist-creek:
Prosecutors claim a cast-iron-clad case, defending attourney says the charges will non-stick.
Commentators expect the defendant to wok.
November 2008
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”
– C.S. Lewis (via meganmalice)
In my literary theory course, during a discussion of post-“God is dead” humanism, my professor asked for a show of hands on the following question: “Who here believes they have a soul?” The class was split, with me in the soul-less,...
Swedish boy collapses after 20-hour World of... →
Lightweight.
The movie is one big joke to me.
Zach: CELLAR DOOR
Tristan: hahahaha
If Gamers Ran The World →
gompr:
Take the time to read this - it’s worth it. It puts into writing a lot of things that seem self-evident about gamers and gaming. Like, for instance, how running on a treadmill (with real-time feedback) motivates me more than running around the block. (via somethingchanged)
Saved for later.
Question of the day
hoarr:
afghanistanbananastand:
natface:
jgh:
What guilty pleasure are you most unabashed about?
I’ll start: Wal-Mart. Love Wal-Mart.
American Idol.
Paramore
Village People or Bee Gees. I love the seventies, and make no qualms about mentioning the fact that I not only have these two bands on my iPod, but listen to them constantly.
“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
Guantanamo detainees tortured with music →
up-schist-creek:
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you go never gonna run around and release you!
This is still the best up-schist-creek tagline.
gaseousbrain:
tristanjay7:
Last season Prison Break was about breaking out of a second prison, and not surprisingly, it was some of the most stultifyingly imagined and obtusely plotted tv I’ve ever seen. Now, somehow, the show is a fast-paced espionage action-movie drama (i.e., troubled men have to do spy things). It’s quite the makeover, and it seems that the only concessions were bringing a...
“We’re getting good at pulling off the impossible. Hell, I came back from...”
– Woohoo! The recently resurrected character lampshades their own resurrection!
The Knife - Heartbeats
forwhenifeellikesharing:
...
Untitled Document
That’d be a great novel title.
Last season Prison Break was about breaking out of a second prison, and not surprisingly, it was some of the most stultifyingly imagined and obtusely plotted tv I’ve ever seen. Now, somehow, the show is a fast-paced espionage action-movie drama (i.e., troubled men have to do spy things). It’s quite the makeover, and it seems that the only concessions were bringing a character back from...
History Lesson
franksino:
homecoming:
Have a history teacher explain this——- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. ...
Political Artifacts
I’m watching old episodes of Prison Break on my parents’ DVR, and I get a big kick out of McCain-Palin ads.
My Bloody Valentine - I Only Said
(via...
“And behind this door, more orcs! That’ll really piss off Samir.”
– college age Liz Lemon and the kind of staying up all night she did (via natface)
Alex was here. TJ is still out shopping.