Oh Hey There

06/01/2009

“ Complain all you want. It’s like railing against the pounding surf. [Rachael Ray] only grows stronger and more powerful. Her ear-shattering tones louder and louder. We KNOW she can’t cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So…what is she selling us? Really? She’s selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She’s a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that ‘Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!’ Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, ‘Hell…I could do that. I ain’t gonna…but I could—if I wanted! Now where’s my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?’ Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better—teach us—and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. ‘You’re doing just fine. You don’t even have to chop an onion—you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing…Just sit there. Have another Triscuit…Sleep….sleep….’ „

Anthony Bourdain (via caryrandolph) (via natface)

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Coulter handed in her first column closer to the deadline then we’d expected. She also came in short. And she came in … well, what’s the opposite of readable? The column that began “Here at the spawn of Satan convention” was a phoned-in collection of anonymous anecdotes and lazy writing. No problem, we thought: We’re editors. My bosses immediately suggested fixes to the column — some of them asking whether Coulter could touch up her jokes, some correcting bad writing, and some asking for more content.

Coulter flipped. She refused to answer all of the edits. The next thing we knew, she had left Boston. The next thing we knew after that was that Matt Drudge and other conservative news site editors had learned that we had “fired” Coulter. She was in New York hours later to bash us on Fox News’ “Hannity and Colmes.”

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The Washington Independent » My Ann Coulter Story (via offnotesnotes)

kanamit: the first page of Keats’ “Ode To A Nightingale”

kanamit: the first page of Keats’ “Ode To A Nightingale”

(via kapi)

(via kapi)

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Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire (Aeroplane Pop Remix)

Yesterday was emusic day, and I grabbed up all Cut Copy EPs. There’s no way I would have bought these songs track by track, but emusic is weird.

numbersixspeaks:

Sonofabitch! I blogged this song like weeks ago.

It’s a weird, weird world if I’m ahead of the snuh/post-punk curve (cue tomato-throwing, er, now)

Bah. I wasn’t following you like weeks ago.

kapi: Hahahaha
Hehehe

kapi: Hahahaha

Hehehe

nevver: Japan Surrenders, 1945

nevver: Japan Surrenders, 1945

05/01/2009

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